At last, bioengineering brings you a pet that warms your heart and defends your home
No more worrying about choosing between a cuddly companion
and a fierce guardian to protect your family. This mutant guinea cat is
genetically engineered to provide both. Splicing the genes of a guinea pig and
a bobcat, modern science has produced a surprisingly loyal and affectionate
family friend who will maul and devour intruders whenever it senses your
displeasure with annoying, unwanted guests. Your new pal is delivered complete
with its own attractive, simulated wicker containment structure. Weatherproof
and resistant to radical acids in the guinea cat’s saliva, this attractive item
provides an ideal front yard companion piece to the simulated wicker decoy
swing set child trap (below). If you can kill it, the guinea cat is also
completely edible.
